Batman & Robin

Batman and Robin have set up their tent and are camping in the desert,
they are fast asleep. Some hours later, Batman wakes his faithful
friend.

“Robin, look up at the sky and tell me what you see.”

Robin replies,” I see millions of stars.”

“What does that tell you?” asks Batman.

Robin ponders for a  minute. “Astronomically speaking, it tells me that

there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.

Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo.

Chronologically, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three.

Theologically, it’s evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small
and insignificant.

Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.

What does it tell you,  Batman?”

Batman is silent for a  moment, and then speaks:

“Robin, you f**king idiot, someone has stolen our tent.”