Estranged

Entries from October 2005

Turn Around

October 31, 2005 · Leave a Comment

A skinny little guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this HUGE guy
standing next to him. The big guy sees the little guy staring at him, looks
down and says: “7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch private, 3 pound left
testicle, 3 pound right testicle, Turner Brown.” The little man faints and
falls to the floor. The big guy kneels down and brings him back to, shaking
him. The big guy says, “What’s wrong with you?” In a weak voice the little
guy says, “What EXACTLY did you say to me? ” The big dude says, “I saw your
curious look and figured I’d just give you the answers to the questions
everyone always asks me. I’m 7 feet tall, I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20
inch private, my left testicle weighs 3 pounds, my right testicle weighs 3
pounds, and my name is Turner Brown.” The small guy says, “Turner Brown?!…
well Sweet Jesus, I thought you said, “Turn around”!

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De groeten uit Diemen…

October 31, 2005 · Leave a Comment


Via Bart ;-)

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Mama Mia

October 29, 2005 · Leave a Comment

World leaders sing ABBA.

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NOT a happy camper

October 29, 2005 · 1 Comment



Nog 7 dagen moet hij dat kapje om z’n nek zodat een en ander goed kan helen. Eten is niet makkelijk, drinken is niet makkelijk en continu met je kapje tegen de muren en deuren aan lopen begint ook flink te irriteren. Maar het allerergste…is die kleine Jubii die telkens een klap tegen z’n kap aan geeft wanneer Google langs loopt…geniet er nog maar even van Jubii…nog 7 dagen ;-)

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GeoNews

October 27, 2005 · Leave a Comment

How cool is this ? Google News + Google Maps = GeoNews

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LOL

October 27, 2005 · Leave a Comment

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Animal Day Jobs

October 26, 2005 · 1 Comment

If animals had day jobs :-)

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Sold!

October 26, 2005 · Leave a Comment


My blog is worth $2,258.16.
How much is your blog worth?

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All Your Base…

October 26, 2005 · Leave a Comment

Getuige deze screenshot (http://www.seweso.com/blog/google-base2.png) is Google rap bezig om een concurrent voor Ebay in de markt te schuiven…Interessant! Het domein is nu weer non-actief maar dat laat dus niet lang meer op zich wachten. Goed bezig, die jongens :-)

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Bird Flu

October 25, 2005 · Leave a Comment

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